Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns Subject: The Pickle slicer! From: t_longst@colby.UUCP (Thomas _. Longstaff) Approved: rhf-reruns@netfunny.com Keywords: heard it, chuckle, sexual, originally appeared in first quarter, 1989 Reply-To: rhfr-badmail@netfunny.com Path: alphapro.demon.co.uk!news.demon.co.uk!demon!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!newsfeed.nacamar.de!feed2.news.erols.com!erols!netnews.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news.pbi.net!fugue.clari.net!news.netfunny.com!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Wed, 3 Jun 1998 19:20:00 PDT Lines: 34 Xref: alphapro.demon.co.uk rec.humor.funny.reruns:582 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh... she got fired too." -- From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and Jim Griffith. This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Visit http://www.netfunny.com/rhf to browse the RHF pages and archives on the web. This newsgroup does not accept submissions. See rec.humor.funny for that.