Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Organization: University of Innsbruck, Austria From: ggiedke@teazer.uibk.ac.at (Geza Giedke) Subject: Sysadmin's "Yesterday" Keywords: smirk, computers Approved: funny-request@netfunny.com Path: alphapro.demon.co.uk!news.demon.co.uk!demon!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!news-lond.gip.net!news.gsl.net!gip.net!btnet-peer!btnet!newsfeed.internetmci.com!169.132.11.200!news.idt.net!novia!news.netfunny.com!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1998 19:30:00 PDT Lines: 38 Xref: alphapro.demon.co.uk rec.humor.funny:700 YESTERDAY Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There's not half the files there used to be, And there's a milestone hanging over me The system crashed so suddenly. I pushed something wrong What it was I could not say. Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay. Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away. I knew my data was all here to stay, Now I believe in yesterday. [I found that text on the Web-page of a colleague (bozon.uibk.ac.at/walge/worte/wort1512.htm), who cites a friend as the source...] -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@netfunny.com. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@netfunny.com (ie. jokes which won't be funny if not given immediate attention.) Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@netfunny.com For the full submission guidelines, see http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/ This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/yesterday.html