Paul Harvey today quoted Argus Hamilton: The Washington Bullets are changing their name. The owners no longer want their team's name to be associated with crime. So from now on the team will be known as The Bullets. -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. The "executive moderator" is Brad Templeton. Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Clinton/Yeltsin/Gates meets God, or "OJ will walk" jokes. For the full submission guidelines, see http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/ Administrative note: The recent joke "Religious Tolerance" is apparently from an Emo Phillips routine from the 1980's - ed.