Maid answers: Hello? Tough Mafioso: Put my wife on the phone. Maid: Just a minute. Maid comes back after a minute: I'm sorry but she's indisposed in the bathroom. Tough Mafioso: I said put her on the phone. Now! Maid stutters: She, she can't come to the phone right now. Tough Mafioso: If you don't get her on the phone in two seconds I'm gonna come over there and pull your jaw from your face. Maid stutters: You, you don't understand, she's in there with another man. Tough Mafioso: What!?! Maid: Yeah. Tough Mafioso: Listen, this is what I want you to do, I want you to shoot them both dead and then get rid of the gun. Maid stutters: I, I can't do that, I can't shoot anybody. Tough Mafioso: You do it Now! Maid stutters: I, I can't! Tough Mafioso: If you don't do it right now I'm gonna kill you and your whole family. Go do it now! I wanna hear the shots. Maid: Ok. The tough mafioso hears two loud shots over the phone. Maid stutters: I did it. Tough Mafioso: Good. Whad'ya you do with the gun? Maid stutters: I threw it in the pool. Tough Mafioso: Pool? What pool? We don't have a pool!? ...Is this 734-2264? -- From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and Jim Griffith. This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Visit http://comedy.clari.net/rhf to browse the RHF pages and archives on the web. This newsgroup does not accept submissions. See rec.humor.funny for that.