Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: sater@cs.vu.nl (Hans van Staveren) Subject: Good news and bad news Approved: rhf-reruns@clari.net Keywords: heard it, funny, originally appeared in second quarter, 1990 Path: alphapro.demon.co.uk!news.demon.co.uk!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!fugue.clari.net!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Tue, 14 Oct 97 19:20:05 EDT Lines: 20 Xref: alphapro.demon.co.uk rec.humor.funny.reruns:348 A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says: "About this medical test I did on you, I have some good news and some bad news." The man asks for the good news first: "The good news is that you have 24 hours to live", says the doctor. The man, incredulously: "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??" "I couldn't reach you on the phone yesterday." -- From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and Jim Griffith. This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Visit http://comedy.clari.net/rhf to browse the RHF pages and archives on the web. Take care in replying to postings in this group -- most were submitted years ago.