Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: kirkish@newkla.kla.com (Steve Kirkish) Subject: SEASONAL: Trick or Treat Keywords: original, smirk, originally appeared in fourth quarther, 1995 Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: alphapro.demon.co.uk!news.demon.co.uk!demon!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!news.idt.net!ais.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!fugue.clari.net!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Thu, 30 Oct 97 6:20:02 EST Lines: 25 Xref: alphapro.demon.co.uk rec.humor.funny.reruns:361 True Story. Last Halloween, my wife was handling candy duty when a trio of children, costumed as a witch, a pumpkin, and a princess, arrived at the door. She had spent some time arranging the lollipops, candy bars and other sweets in a metal bowl and was quite proud of the results. The three children said "Trick of Treat!", and as she presented the bowl, they were clearly impressed. "Whooooaaaaa!", they marveled in unison. My wife beamed, offering each child two pieces of candy. As the children were walking away from the door, my wife overheard one of them saying, "See, they really go for that "Whoa" thing!" -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@clari.net Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. -- From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and Jim Griffith. This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup rec.humor.funny. Visit http://comedy.clari.net/rhf to browse the RHF pages and archives on the web. This newsgroup does not accept submissions. See rec.humor.funny for that.